Its so hard to please everyone... but so easy to make them all mad at the same time! ;)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Poplar Street Pub
Let It Be Me
Heres if you just want to listen to the song:
http://www.youtube.com/wat
Heres a Twilight video to it, just for fun!
http://www.youtube.com/wat
Lyrics to Let It Be Me :
There may come a time, a time in everyones life
where nothin seems to go your way
where nothing seems to turn out right
there may come a time, you just cant seem to find your way
for every door you walk on to, seems like they get slammed in your face
thats when you need someone, someone that you can call.
and when all your faith is gone
feels like you cant go on
let it be me
let it be me
if its a friend that you need
let it be me
let it be me
feels like your always commin on home
pockets full of nothin and you got no cash
no matter where you turn you aint got no place to stand
reach out for something and they slap your hand
now i remember all to well
just how it feels to be all alone
you feel like youd give anything
for just a little place you can call your own
thats when you need someone, someone that you can call
and when all your faith is gone
feels like you cant go on
let it be me
let it be me
if its a friend you need
let it be me
let it be me
RECALL NOTICE
RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically
termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as
S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be
scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your
attention!
GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.
May God Bless and Keep you.
The Bucket List
Hit forward (copy and paste) and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your Entire Life!
(X)Shot a gun
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school.
(X) Watched someone die
()Been to Canada
( )Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Cuba
( ) Been to Europe
(X) Been to Las Vegas
( )Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
(X) Been on a plane
( )been on a cruise ship
( )Served on a jury
(X) Been lost
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X ) Played cowboys/girls and Indians
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only?
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls?
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose..
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain.
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe.
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone.
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating...
(X) Are or have been Married?
( ) Children?
(X) Had/have a Pet?
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors..
(X) Been fishing
(X) Been boating
( ) Been water skiing
(X) Been hiking
( ) Been camping in a trailer/RV-
(X) Flown in a small 4 seater airplane..
( ) Been flying in a glider
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been bungee-jumping or sky-diving
(x) Gone to a drive-in movie
(x) Done something that should have killed you
(X) Done something that you will probably regret for the rest of your life.
( ) Been Hang gliding!
2 Mothers name? If you know me and really want to know, ask.
3. Favorite drinks? Ginger Ale, Cranberry Juice, most juices, virgin strawberry daiquiri, milk, water...
4. Body Piercing? Ears
5. Tattoos? If sharpie art temporaries count!
6. How much do you love your job? It's pretty great all things considered!
7. Birthplace ? This valley.
8 Favorite vacation spot? The woods with friends/family
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? yes. and donuts and/or ice cream.
10. Ever been on TV? Yes. News.
11. Ever steal any traffic signs? No but took some barricades once
12. Ever been in a car accident? Yep. Threw my back out.
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? Calvin says mind your own business!
14. Favorite number? 17
15. Favorite holiday? Halloween and Christmas. Any where I can dress up... oh wait, I do that anyway! wink!
16. Favorite dessert? Really good ice cream in a sugar/waffle cone, or NY cheesecake
17. Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? Um... in front of a computer?
18. Furthest place you will send this message? Hmmm... since I'm posting this on FB and that is on the world wide web, then it can conceivably be seen all over the world and possibly even outer-space. Wicked!
Mother Theresa quote
Whales vs Mermaids
Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" |
Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find somebody’s hand and squeeze it, while there’s time. - Dale Dauten
Concentrate on this Sentence
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear.
Please Do not break!
JUST 19 WORDS
GOD OUR FATHER,
WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE
AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES;
AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAM ILY
IN JESUS ' NAME.. AMEN
This prayer is so powerful.
Pass this prayer to 12 people including me.